Ode to a freak of nature

I recently discovered perhaps the pinnacle of Man's achievement...at the Safeway of course. Forget about the wheel, the printing press and the solid-state transistor. Those achievements simply pale in comparison to the Grapple (pronounced "Grape-L").

There's not much more to say about the Grapple than that it is an apple that tastes like a grape. And what could be better than that? I had hoped that this was some sort of genetic hybrid, concocted in the dark basement of a South City biotech laboratory, but alas, it's nothing quite so diabolical. There's no gene splicing or chemical voodoo involved, just concentrated grape flavor and pure water. It's an apple that even a hirsute Berkeley hippy could love.

Anyway, I'm addicted. Go check 'em out.